Saturday, May 28, 2016

LGBT Rights to the Rescue!

As I'm sure you are aware we are having a bit of a dust-up here in Nor-Ca-lina about some ridiculous "bathroom law" passed by a bunch of blow-in Charlotte leftists elected by semi-literate minorities and know-nothing kids. The ordinance said anyone who "identifies" as this sex or that (regardless of biology) is entitled to use facilities designated for the sex they happen to identify with at any given moment. So a 40 year old man could waltz into the ladies changing area at Belks and if challenged simply state he identifies as a female and that's it, there would be nothing anyone could do legally or otherwise.
Now, in the State of North Carolina municipal government is a creature of state government. Everything they do is at the pleasure of the State. So the Legislature passed a bill (HB2) and the Governor signed into law a measure that said no individual shall use a facility unless said individual was of the sex so designated. This means that if you have a penis you are restricted to male facilities and if you don't then vis versa. True "transgendered" individuals who have undergone reassignment surgery would use facilities for the sex they have been "reassigned" to (I know, very confusing). Now keep in mind this is for PUBLIC facilities, not private. Some Triangle software company full of Queer Nation and Bash Back members could do what they like up to and including pissing out the window (presumably) if they like.
But apparently that ain't good enough for our progressives. Their position can best be illustrated by a recent Charlotte Observer editorial in which this was all equated to the Civil Rights struggles of the 60s and furthermore it is every 10 year old girl's duty to get used to male genitalia. "This is what the Obama administration nudged the rest of the country toward Friday. Yes, the thought of male genitalia in girls’ locker rooms – and vice versa – might be distressing to some. But the battle for equality has always been in part about overcoming discomfort – with blacks sharing facilities, with gays sharing marriage – then realizing that it was not nearly so awful as some people imagined."
As you might suppose "overcoming (the) discomfort" of knowing my daughter is behind closed doors with a grown man who at best is mentally disturbed and at worst a predator requires a bit more than a "nudge". And the idea that Obama's edict was just a "nudge" is ludicrous. It's full blown Federal Government intimidation.
But for me this represents a larger point, and that point is our cowardly conservative leadership. This is a HUGE opportunity! It's really huge, you wouldn't believe how huge it is. They should jump all over this "chicks with dicks" protection ordinance. Social issues are where Dems win because there is rarely any pushback as recently illustrated by our Senators Burr and Tillis (GOPe pussies). I don't give a rat's behind how "progressive" someone thinks they are, when their 14 year old daughter is in the loo with Ted Bundy they're going to go apeshit. Catch something like that on camera and the game is over. But sit back and let the progressives control the narrative, we lose and we lose ugly. But lest we forget, North Carolina is a "purple" state. So if you think this isn't all election year politics you are a naive fool and Senator Burr (the pussy) might want to give you a job.

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Thursday, May 26, 2016

The Kill Switch

Hillary must be a nervous wreck! There is no question she broke the law with her private server. There is no question if Obama's Dept. of Justice chooses to pursue indictments she is ruined politically and otherwise. In fact if they decide to go all out Hillary could go to jail. There's is absolutely no debate on these facts, and the State's Department's report released yesterday may be just the first salvo. I just don't know.

So what do we know? We know Obama, Valerie Jarrett, and Moo-chell all hate the Clintons like David Broder hated Nixon. We know Obama wants to remain a player in DC having just announced he will hang around a while after he leaves office (I'm just glad he's agreed to leave period). We know Obama LOVES Crazy-Joe Biden, affectionately referred to by the President as my "house caucasian". We know Obama does not trust the Clintons to carry on his legacy and suspects they will trash him (a la GWB) as soon as they gain power. We know the Clintons have tried to cut deals and make this all go away but Obama so far will not fold his hand.

This must be all very troubling for the Democrat Party, Debbie Wasserman-Shultze and every middle-aged, Krispy Kreme eating fat chick in the Western Hemisphere. Obama has his hand on the kill switch and they only thing stopping him is who will be the replacement and can they beat Trump. Obama is a "big move" kinda guy. He doesn't think small. If he can satisfy himself that #1 Hillary can't beat Trump so there's nothing to lose and #2 Old Joe has a much better shot even at this late date...well Hillary is in deep do do. So far #1 is close to being proven. Hillary is a lousy candidate and has more baggage than the Titanic. #2 all depends on Crazy-Joe. Can't wait to find out what happens.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Whoa! You Can't Do That!

I like 'Morning Joe'. Scarborough is a dick, Mika is an unreconstructed Stalinist (like her father) and Nicole Wallace is a turncoat skank, but I like them. The parade of effeminate intellectuals (one martini away as they say) and leftist newspaper hacks always give away what the Democrats are thinking, even when they lie. Well especially when they lie.
This morning it's all about Trump bringing up past peccadillos of Bill Clinton. That's what Democrats calls Bill's whoring (voluntary or involuntary) "peccadillos".

peccadillo |ˌpekəˈdilōnoun: a small, relatively unimportant offense or sin.

Pardon me all to hell but I don't put much stock in a leftist fretting about the demise of the Republican Party OR the direction of Trump's campaign. Everyone on that show this morning looked very disturbed by Trump. How can he win? He's not being "Presidential"! To which I say HALLELUJAH! Anybody who thinks the Clintons will be beat by letting them control the narrative is a fool. If this were Mitt Romney he'd be answering for every affront to gays, women, minorities (whatever and whomever) since the beginning of time, ALL THE TIME! Trump is a damn genius. He keeps the Clintons on their heels, always defending never attacking. The only question is will he be able to keep it up? Don't know, we'll see.

One thing is for certain, Hillary is no more than the coach's son and just because she got in the game doesn't mean she can play. In fact she's been a failure at every job she's had. Tell me, is our standing and security enhanced by Hillary's term at State? HELL TO THE NO! The woman couldn't run a long turd. The only reason she is where she is is because of her husband's political talent and her ruthless defense of his criminality. So there you go, that's what's she's good at; intimidation, backstabbing and behind the scenes bullying. Well she picked the wrong son-of-bitch this time because Trump is a master at this game.

You may not like Trump and at the end of the day I may not like Trump either. But one thing he is doing that sends a thrill up my leg is he's getting a little payback! He is in the process of positioning the Democrats for just what they are, users and hypocrites, and the beauty is he's using the Clintons to do it. So for the moment I'm going to set aside my reservations about The Donald and just sit back and enjoy. It just don't get any better than this!

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Well, That's was a Good Start!

Wee doggie that inaugural post sure was fun! Proving once again, NOBODY can piss people off like the Hammer, friend and foe alike. So... let's keep up the momentum shall we?

In my defense I'm a little pissed too. From the Tickbite perspective it's getting a little too real with the mischief our #nevertrump friends are getting up to, so I'm going to try to cut through some of the bullshit and see where the problem lies.

If I understand the anti-Trump fanatics, their biggest gripe is The Donald is NOT a conservative. He is a marginal business man with no discernible ideology, ready to do business with anyone at anytime for anything so long as there's a buck in it for him. As proof our #nevertrumpkins say, one need only look at his shady business dealings and political contributions over the years and the evidence is overwhelming.  I, believe it or not, don't disagree. So he is not a conservative, but my question is as opposed to what? Does Paul Ryan or Mitt Romney or John Boehner represent what you call a "conservative"? That's fine if they do (we must do that "BIG TENT" thing you know) but in Hammer-World they're about as conservative as David Cameron. So complaining about Trump while championing these clowns is a little inconsistent wouldn't you say?

But hypocrisy aside, I remain more than a little suspicious as to the real objective of the #nevertrump crowd. Is it Trump they object to or is it #nevertrump, #never-tea-party and most especially #never-anybody-but-me? In my opinion this whole exercise isn't about Trump. Oh for some it may be but for the consultant class and the party insiders this is about power and who has it, and if they are threatened with an outsider they can't control then said outsider is gonna get nailed. It's plain as day. They have stated over and over they would rather Hillary than Trump. Why I ask? Simple, if Hillary wins they maintain their power and positions even though they lose the election. If Trump wins they are OUT! So if the choice is between the country or their power, well, as you can see.

The GOPe will come around. They are not fools and they know Trump could very well win without them, which would be the worst possible outcome from their point of view. So all this #nevertrump stuff with Paul Ryan's posturing is I believe just a negotiating tactic. They want one of their guys as #2 just like GHWB was foisted on Reagan.

The bottom line is this, at this stage of the game the GOPe is using the #nevertrump crowd as foot-soldiers to gain concessions from Trump. They are never NEVER-anybody if a deal can be made. Oh I'm sure they hate Trump with a passion. But they'll do business with him and ride it out and who knows? Maybe he'll turn out to be ok. The only problem is these #nevertrump folks may #never-recover. There's nothing more distasteful to a career Machiavellian politician than some naive chump who actually believes in something. A guy who can't be bought is a guy that can't be trusted. So to the extent these rabidly anti-Trump folks stick to their principles (which I admire greatly) will directly correlate to the damage they do their careers. Ain't saying it's right just saying it is.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Crazy is as Crazy Does

The old CW we so admire 

Our friend in pain
As you may know, our good friend CW has gone mad. There is something about the rise of Trump our poor Conservative Wahoo just can't come to grips with. My observation is the progression has been like many diseases, gradual but steady...and devastating. There have been no noticeable moments of clarity or introspection, just paranoia and withdrawal. It breaks my heart to think that one short year ago we had a vibrant, intellectual powerhouse always ready to discuss and debate. Now all that's left is a narrow, linear thinking automaton unwilling to even talk unless one prefaces their remarks with 'Bill Kristol said this or Ben Sasse said that'. He is a hollow shell of the man he was and I am totally dumbfounded as to the remedy. All I know is at this critical time we must show compassion and support. As Nietzsche once said (to paraphrase), be careful staring into the abyss, it might stare back into you. CW has jumped headfirst into the abyss and he alone must find his way out. I will offer all the encouragement I can but I'm not optimistic. It's hard to walk-back fighting words and CW has indulged his inner demons way too often. But regardless, I hold no grudges and I am here for my friend. When he's ready to rejoin the world of the sane, I for one will be ready to accept him.